Friday, May 30, 2008

i am a SCOUNDREL!!!!satisfied???




















seriously i detest smoke a lotz...
do i look like a person that will smoke?
hello......
say what u need to say...
not say what you want to say ok?

be a rational human...
think before you talk...
talk based on evidence ok?

nowadays people just like to go on blah blah blah...
din't use their bloody brain to think that what is d consequences of their rash & reckless action...
they don't bother to think that what harm it can bring to the victim...
enjoy gossiping so much right?

its really ridiculous...
if you saw me smoking...
won't u rush to me and prevent me from smoking?
instead...
u go on gossiping...
and...
i'm not even smoking!!!

u spoiled my reputation!!!
u break d thrust between me & my best fren...

as u so persist that i m smoking...
i have nothing to say...
i m disinclined to ur ridiculous...

ps.i really damn hate smoking...
i even feel headache when i inhale 2nd hand smoke...

Thursday, May 29, 2008

A life of leisure???

ARGH!!!!
my curly hair!!!!
hair grows during holiday...
XD
nice effect~














this few days i went to sleep at 6 something in d morning...
geng sia rite???
become nocturnal animal adee...
kekez...
however,d main culprit behind my transformation is a play serial named 最美丽的第七天...
a must see...
funny yet touching...

as a consequence...
i woke up late n late for tuition...

after tuition...
i , lynnez and quak waited for bus at d bus stop...
i wonder what happened to today's bus schedule...
pun tei in high spirit mia us fall into rage!!!!
TMD...
d bus driver stopped at hotel ho???
ml v sexy lady till delayed bus schedule ah???
we waited for about an hour plus...
saw cars come and go...
but din't saw d bus mia shadow...
we gok thirsty gok hot...
there gok got a damn people smoking...
i really fed up n wanna go put off his smoke...

eventually...
d bus arrived...
quak jumped in excitement...
hahax...
din't recorded that classical moment...
XD

pun tei wan go sunway watch what happen to vegas d...
T.T
all thanks to d damn bus driver!!!!
when d bus stopped at ftz...
a bunch of teenagers boarded d bus...
probably gaming in ftz till no$$...
they so jit toh...
give d bus driver all syilings...
kakaz...
game till drop d them...
while we were chatting happily...
d bus suddenly come to a halt...
luckily i hold still...
got a car drive in d wrong lane...
and wanted to make a turn...
but d bus driver can't make it in time to brake...
luckily they din't crashed into each other...
phew...

a bunch of teenagers said:"all short hair mia...jit sin geh"
when they passed us...
argh!!!
damn d school rules...

poor lynnez...
haven't start shop her leg already hurt...
who call she to wear that lao yi shoe ah???
kakaz...
chuckle at lynnez's discomfiture...
so we proceeded to watson to buy plaster...
lynnez really suay...
her rm4 swindled by d cashier...
why do watson employ a senseless in figure mia people as cashier d???
sooner or later watson sure fall into disrepute!!!


had lunch at pizza hut...
we are famished...
after walking out from pizza hut...
quak asked whether wanna go bowling or not...
i n lynnez jump n shriek in excitement...
paiseh sia~
lines of sight are on us...

suddenly...
an uncle touched me...
i am shocked n leaped...
then that uncle walked away...
don't you know what to say after you frighten somebody??
at least say sorry ma...

bowling time...
yeah~
wash d drain~
XD
meet a bunch of idiotic monkeys there...
we have the right to take the ball after you put it back ok???
if you wanted that ball then why you put it back into d rack???
brainless monkey...
boys gok want use lightest ball!!!
shame on you!!!
my encounter with those bunch of monkeys make me have rough luck...
hng~
that shawty monkey gok assigned a guy as representative to take back their self-righteous ball!!!
gok say ha mi...
"you more endao...they sure will return you our balls d..."
please la...
i want to vomit liao la...
endao???
omg...
your eyes pasted with stamp kah???
and...
that is not your balls!!!
you owned this bowling arena meh???
if you come and ask:"may i have those balls?"
like this gok ok...
those balls are public's mia...
share together d ok???
shawty monkey!!!
gok regard yourself as infallible...
see liao also want vomit ah...
wash drain la u!!!!
beside us mia malay couple geng sia~
owez strike...
d boy gok know how to spin...
really is pro...

basketball machine!!!!
always my favourite!!!!
TMD!!!!
i scored but d score remained on 0!!!!
hng~
suay!!!!

hypermarket time!!!!
hahax...
2day mia shopping aneh special...
shop in hypermarket...
XD
i spend most my $$ on junkfoods...
recently i have an affection on junkfoods...
kakaz...
those weight gaining foods...
i heart junk food...
although i know it can "help" me to gain weight...
but i just can't control my itchy mouth...

kakaz...
i guess its ok...
because i gonna start my training next week...
doom for me...
i dunno whether i still can manage to sprint for 50m or not?
hahax...
bo huat la~
august mssm d...
T.T
last meet...

Monday, May 26, 2008

Let me teach euu marketing skills~XD

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, “I am very rich. Will you marry me?” That's Direct Marketing.

You are at a party with a group of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes to her and pointing at you says, “He’s very rich. Marry him!” That's Advertising.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You approach her and obtain her telephone number. The next day, you call and say, “Hi, I’m very rich. Marry me!” That's Telemarketing.

You are at a party and you see a gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie. You walk up to her and pour her a drink. You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a lift home and the say, “By the way, I’m very rich. Will you marry me?” That's Public Relations.

You are at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says, “You’re very handsome and rich.” That's Brand Recognition.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, “I’m very rich. Marry me!” She gives you a nice hard slap on the face. That’s Customer Feedback.

Insomia~

nw its already 4 in d morning[gewn stefani's song]
XD~
During exam fever...
I fall asleep even though coffee lend me a helping hand to keep me awake to do my revision...
Now without d help of coffee i also wide awake whole night...
haiz...
inverted jor~
why can't i stay wide awake like this and do my revision???
if so...
i surely won't flunked my 1B exam...
But what matter d most is still d trail exam rite???

Boredom striking me!!!
HELP!!!
I waked lynnezz up...
kakaz...
paiseh oo...

i really wana kick somebody's husband butt!!!
wana slap till he ki siao!!!
i already wide awake and trying to make myself sleepy...
Yet this monkey come kek me...
kek till me no need sleep already!!!
GRR!!!!

Well,my regain of consciousness originated from this darn conversation!!!
A conversation with monkey...
ps. Click on d image to get a clearer view of it...











































































Would you be cross with this monkey???
I'm spitting blood everywhere now...
All thx to this monkey...
XD~

Haiz...
before holiday started...
i had planned to tidy up my study table d day right after exam...
but...
i din't stick to my plan...
typical me...
i EVEN planned to work out on my damn poor add math n revise some of my weak subjects...
Well...
none of it is in process...
AH~
why i can't get rid d lazy worm in me???
i just keep on procrastinating...
after regretting tons of times on my darn poor results...
i still can't learn it although through d hard way to b prepared earlier...
not to hug buddha legs again...
What is d cure to my laziness n my under appreciated talent to procrastinate???
Having to sit for SPM this year le...
can't siao siao eh...
abo future KNS...
FUTURE!!!!!!
ARGH...
My future is a piece of blank paper...
duno where to head to...
i just want to be able to spend money like water which flow endlessly...
perhapes i should seduce a rich guy n let his $$$ live my life...
XD~
I'm not that $$$ faced la...
My only desire is to spend $$$ lavishly...
^^

Sunday, May 25, 2008

David Cook is d BIGGG BOMB!!!!

Newly crowned American idol!!!

David Cook d rocker!!!
Rocker David Cook truimphed over David Archuleta to becom this year's American idol...
For an American Idol season so flat n lifeless...
the end sure rocked...
Ex-bartender David Cook virtually body-slammed teen prodigy David Archuleta in a suprising landslide...
capping an energised finale filled with big stars n polished performances...
Cook was overcome by emotion,bending towards the stage after his name was announced...
When he stood up...
his eyes were filled with tears...
the second time in as many nights that the scuffy,grainy-voiced belter had broken down...
By strict Idol standards...
being rebellious turned out to be worth the gamble for Cook...
whose hip n scuffy style n ability to work the camera with a soulful gaze also proved to have overwhelming appeal...
Archuleta was the prodigy who consistently dazzled the show's judges n thrilled screaming young fans...
He would have been d youngest "Idol" ever if he'd won...
Beating last year's winner Jordin Sparks by mere days...

it's not students fault to fail...XD

It's not the fault of student if:
he/she fails because the year ONLY
> has 365 days...
> typical academic year for a student:
>>>1. Sundays - 52 Sundays in a year, you know Sundays are for rest.
> Days left 313.
>>> 2. Summer holidays - 50 where weather is very hot and difficult to study.
> Days left 263.
>>> 3. 8 hours daily sleep - 130 days GONE.
> Days left 141.
>>> 4. 1 hour for daily playing- (good for health) means 15 days.
> Days left 126.
>>> 5. 2 hours daily for food & other delicacies (chewing properly & swallowing) - means 30 days.
> Days left 96.
>>> 6. 1 hour for talking (man is a social animal) - means 15 days.
> Days left 81.
>>> 7. Exam days - per year at least 35 days.
> Days left 46.
>>> 8. Quarterly, half yearly and festival (holidays) - 40 days.
> Days left 6.
>>> 9. For sickness - at least 3 days.
> Days left 3.
>>> 10. Movies and functions- at least 2 days.
> 1 day left.
>>> 11. That 1 day is your birthday.
> How can you study on that day ?!?!?!?!?!
>>> Balance = 0
> How can a student pass ?????
XD

Saturday, May 24, 2008

XDO~^^

a nice game to play after 3 weeks of tortured by d figures & history facts!!!!
















hahax...
pity lynnez laughed by 2 little brother & stupid monkey...

















the use of channel speaker...
kakaz...
ps. click to enlarge to see the writting...
its stupid monkey's honour to have me wasting a speaker on him...
XD
















fuyoh~
lynnez pk v green...
fratricidal fighting...
















kakaz...
panda rolling on floor...
punishment of losing in pk...















lynnez crying on d floor after losing...
to a little brother...















panda lynnez...






























lynnez hiao to green...
hahax...















wakakaz...
guys lose d pk...
bcum orang telur masin~
XD















green tao tak tak after bcum org telur masin...
hahax...






























[channel speaker]chin lin is stupid pig...
wakakaz...
i oso gt speaker liao...
XD~















lynnez wants green's love...
lynnez showing her love to green...
wakakaz...
ps.Don kil me lynnez...
jz for entertaining purpose...















syok syok vy gud...
greeen wear stupid pig suit...
wahahax...
ROFLMAO...






























hahax...
lynnez them become perempuan telur masin liao...
but better then the chicken d...
XD
when will i have d chance to wear le???
kakaz...
kiam pak-ing~















see tis lynnez...
so unfaithful ah~
hahax...
















wakakaz....
lynnez n yan dressed as chicken after lose in boy vs gal mia pk....
chubii sia~
















lover mode~
got 1 ayam branded guy!!!
pit syee!!!
really ayam branded!!!!

















nice gaming scenary...
i like beach!!!

















yan n lynnez dressed like chicks....
aiyoyo~

exam fever no more~

Finally 3 weeks of exam ended...

no more killed brain cells...
no more running out of brain memory...
no more vain during study...
no more books can be seen everywhere...

[kitchen,floor,staircase & even toilet!!!]


freedom!!!!
chase movies!!!
play xdo!!!
unlimited chat time!!!
shopping like a madman!!!

no more lollipops which cost me tooth decay...
ARGH!!!



















no more malfunction brain nerves...



















no more sleeping with books...
no more dreaming of lollipops instead of lee hom...
XD



















no more magazine interview for study too hard...



















no more wanted for studying with shades...



















no more study with weight gaining junk foods...



















no more candid by kakak...





























bye bye to torturing target!!!



















say bye to d psycho me...
XD



















war during exam...
my husband-lee hom's pic...
XD
encouraged me to keep on studying...
kekez...
self proclaim lee hom's wife...
thick face...
XD
















yuhoo~
exam sux!!!!!
holidays rawks!!!!!
^^